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What pisses me off? The liars, man. Sayin’ they’re DTF, then wanna “just talk.” Bro, this ain’t Oprah—keep it real! Happy part? When it works—met this guy, Mike, total stud, and we vibed hard. No strings, just fun—best sex-dating win yet. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe I’m the Sex-Dating Champ, ridin’ my tractor into the sunset, chicks and dudes linin’ up. “The hash slinging slasher”—nah, just me slingin’ charm, ha!

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After that, I decide to stroll down Avenida da Liberdade. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then I see this massive line at the bakery. I’m like, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, they’re giving away free pastéis de nata. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” But the line is longer than my last relationship. I’m waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Finally, I get to the front, and they’re out. OUT! I’m fuming. Like, how do you run out of pastéis? It’s a crime against humanity!

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