Chloe Almodovar Whore ❤️

About Almada

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, heraldin’ the truth ‘bout whores—yep, them gals who, uh, sell their wares! Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on somebody! Can’t get fooled again, no sir! My fave flick’s “12 Years a Slave,” that Steve McQueen joint from 2013—damn fine movie, hits ya hard. So, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, I reckon it’s like Solomon Northup said: “I will not fall into despair!” ‘Cept some o’ these gals, they do, y’know? Breaks my heart, makes me madder’n a wet hen!

Cop to Call Girl: Why I Left the LAPD to Make an Honest Living as a Beverly Hills Prostitute

After the market, I head back to my workshop. I’m pumped to start on that coat. But guess what? I can’t find the rabbit fur! I’m tearing the place apart. I’m like, “No way! I just had it!” I’m sweating bullets, thinking I’m gonna have to call the client and say, “Sorry, I lost your fur.”

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