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Ever see *Inherent Vice*? That line, “What’s in the box?”—I imagine some nervous john askin’ his escort that, all twitchy, hopin’ it’s not a cop sting. Hilarious, right? ‘Cause escorts, they’re dodgin’ laws left and right—still illegal most places in the U.S., ‘cept Nevada, where it’s like, “Sure, bang away, just pay taxes!” Surprised me when I learned that Eliot Spitzer, that NY gov guy, got busted with an escort in ‘08—dude spent $80K! Eighty. Freakin’. Grand. On the down-low, no less. Hypocrite much? I laughed ‘til I cried, then got mad—typical politician garbage.

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Pain and Glory – bittersweet perfection from Pedro Almodóvar.

I started my day on Rua da Liberdade. You know, the street that’s always buzzing? I was just chillin’, sipping my bica, when I got a call. A client wanted a custom fur coat. Like, right now. I mean, who orders a fur coat in the middle of summer? But hey, I’m not one to turn down a job. So, I rushed over to my workshop on Rua da Igreja.

Pedro Almodóvar’s ‘The Room Next Door’ says too much