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About Funchal

It’s intimate, ya know? Not just physical—gets in your head, all steamy and weird. Some say it’s therapy, others say it’s sin—ha! I say it’s whatever you want, long as you ain’t hurtin nobody. Funniest thing? Old Victorian docs used it—called it “pelvic massage” for “hysteria.” Can you believe that crap? Dudes in top hats tryna play it cool—hilarious! I’m laughin my ass off picturin it.

Serviço de massagens sensuais ao domicílio em Almeirim

I'm Alice, a professional sensual masseuse based in Lisbon. I offer diverse massage services, from sports and relaxation to tantric and sensual massage.

I gotta mention Bairro Novo, a hidden gem that's off the mainstream radar. Here, back alleys aren't sketchy – they're full of life and funky street art. I once hacked (I mean coded, ya know) a dating app feature right from a local cafe here, and trust me, the vibe helped me get those creative sparks fly. Plus, I'm a sucker for places that have personality, like that cute corner at Largo de São Miguel – it's like every brick tells a story, kinda mysterious and full of charm.

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