Gabriella Almeirim Brothel ❤️❤️

About Funchal

Hey, pal, lemme tell ya—brothel, huh? What’s the deal with that? Been thinkin’ bout it slow, real slow, like I’m sizin’ up a fine violin. Craftin’ strings, bowin’ notes—takes patience, see? Same with brothel—ya don’t rush in, ya ponder. Now, I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it, and—bam!—it’s like "Spirited Away," ya know? That flick’s my jam, Miyazaki’s a genius. Chihiro stumblin’ into that wild bathhouse—ain’t that a brothel vibe? Strange folks, steamy rooms, secrets floatin’ like smoke.

Secret Rooms

Inhabit the harlots’ rooms of love and discover the never revealed secrets of this former brothel. In every nook and cranny, unusual personal objects, surprising day-to-day business documents, Missing: Almeirim.

Then, there's the Parque do Tejo, right near the river – oh my gosh, it's almost like nature's own dating app profile pic. I mean, you got the river Tejo flowin' so smooth, it's like lovin' in slow-mo. I once sat there, just starin' at the water, thinkin' how even the river's cyphers are cooler than my ex! LOL! And lemme tell ya, if you're lucky, you catch a sunset so damn gorgeous you'll think, "How you doin'?" to nature itself.

Mercadona celebrates its fifth anniversary in Portugal, where it has made an investment of 1 billion euros