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But lemme tell ya, what pisses me off? Them fake-ass “massage” ads—ya know, the ones promisin’ “happy endings” but it’s just a scam! Wastes my damn time, grrr! Want the real deal—slow, teasin’, body talkin’ without words. “What we see isn’t real,” Godard’d say—damn right, half these parlors fulla lies! Gotta hunt the good ones, rare as hell. Found one once—tiny spot, dim lights, chick knew tricks I didn’t even dream of. Fingers grazin’ spots I forgot I had—surprised me so bad I nearly flipped the table! Hahaha!

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I wiped it off, trying to keep my cool. I mean, it’s Alfena, right? Gotta roll with the punches. So, I decided to head to the park, Parque de Alfena. It’s my fave spot. I plopped down on a bench, just chillin’. But then, this kid runs by, kicks a ball, and it hits me right in the leg. Ouch! I was like, “Hey, watch it, mini soccer star!”

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