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Me, I like the ones with stories—grit in their veins. Reminds me of Dae-su in *Oldboy*, trapped, fightin’, fuckin’ lost. “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” he says, but escorts? They laugh, and ya wonder what’s hidin’ behind it. Once met this gal—Lysa, swear her name was—worked the docks. Said she’d bedded a pirate who paid in parrots. Parrots! Squawkin’ bastards shat all over her flat. Made me piss myself laughin’, but I was pissed too—imagine the smell!

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Then, it gets crazier. This dude walks in, right? He’s got a skateboard under one arm and a coffee in the other. Classic Alcabideche vibe. He’s all chill, like he just came from the beach or something. He’s like, “Yo, can you take me to the top?” I’m like, “Sure, but no tricks in here, man.” He laughs, and I’m thinkin’, “At least someone’s having a good day.”

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