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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—argh, bloody hell, not the pirate kind, ya git! I’m talkin’ flesh-and-bone whores, the ones walkin’ streets, makin’ deals, breakin’ hearts. As a sailor, I’ve seen ‘em all—ports from Singapore to Southampton, they’re everywhere, like barnacles on a hull. Everybody lies, right? That’s the kicker—whores, clients, even me sometimes, spinnin’ yarns to sound tough. Watched *Oldboy* last night—friggin’ masterpiece, Park Chan-wook’s a mad genius—and it hit me: whores got secrets darker than Oh Dae-su’s cell. “Revenge is good for your health,” he says, but these gals? They’re livin’ it, stabbin’ back at life with every trick they turn.

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After that, I decided to stroll down to Praia dos Pescadores. The beach was packed! I mean, who knew so many people could fit in one spot? I was feelin’ all zen, just watchin’ the waves crash. But then, this seagull swoops down and snatches my snack! Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my day, and you gotta be a thief? I yelled, “Hey! Get your own food!” But it just looked at me like, “Nah, bro, this is mine now.”

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