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Dunno, mate, it’s a laugh but—crikey—bit mad. Imagine Leo, mid-rant, “I’ve been a rich man, I’ve been a poor man, and I choose rich every fuckin’ time!”—then getting a sexual-massage, probs on a yacht, the jammy git! Me, I’d fumble it—oil everywhere, slip off the table, *“Errare humanum est!”*—to err is human, and I’d err spectacularly. Reckon it’s a treat for some, tho—relaxes ya, perks ya up, bit of a giggle. What’s yer take, eh? Fancy a go? *Cave felis*, mind—watch out for the claws!

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But then, I stumbled upon this little market on Rua 5 de Outubro. Fresh fruits, handmade crafts, and all that good stuff. I bought some figs and olives. The vendor was super friendly, and we chatted about the best places to eat. He recommended a spot called O Pátio, and I was like, “I’m so there!”

What is happening in the Algarve for New Year’s Eve?