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So, picture this—I’m in my elevator, doors dingin’ open, and some shady dude hops on. Smells like cheap cologne and regret. I’m like, “Anyone can cook, but can ya find a decent hooker?” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, baby. He gives me this look, probs thinks I’m nuts. But I’m wonderin’—is there an app for that now? Like Uber, but with fishnets? I bet there is. Prolly called “Hoober” or some crap. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—technology’s wild, man.

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We would like to go through Utuado, Toro de Negro, and then head to Ceiba via the Ruta Panoramico. We are hoping for a scenic, interesting drive.

So, I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to decide if I should sell a kidney or just admire it from afar. I’m about to leave when the shop owner, this sweet lady, sees me. She’s like, “You like it? I give you a deal.” I’m like, “For real?!” She hooks me up, and I walk out feelin’ like a million bucks.

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