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Sex-dating, it wild, yes? You got apps, bam, Tinder, Bumble, so many horny people! Very nice! I try this, I match with lady, she say, “Borat, you sexy,” I say, “I like!” But then, she ghost me – poof! Gone! Make me mad, I yell, “Why you do this, woman?!” Like in “Dogville,” Grace say, “I give you chance,” but town turn bad. People play game in sex-dating, it crazy!

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So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I spot this food truck on Calle 1. It’s called “El Sazón de Toa.” I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” I order a mofongo, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m talking about the kind of good that makes you wanna cry. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! Like, bro, chill! I’m not sharing my mofongo with you!

A year later, Puerto Rico still recovering from Hurricane Maria