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I reckon she’s got a story, yeah? Like, maybe she’s da “Tiny Dancer” of her crew, holdin it down wiv her girls. In “Almost Famous,” dey got groupies, right, followin da band, livin wild. Whores ain’t so different, fam - dey got their own backstage pass to life, seein shit we don’t. Bet she’s seen mad tings, like some posh toff in a gimp mask or a vicar wiv a secret stash of naughty mags. Little known fact, innit - back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets wiv secret codes sewn in da linin, spyin for da underworld. Proper 007 vibes, yo!

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So, I ducked into a bar on Calle San Sebastián. The bartender was super chill, but the drinks? Ugh, they were weak! I ordered a piña colada, and it tasted like a sad smoothie. I was like, “Dude, where’s the rum?” He just laughed. I was not amused.

Federal upheaval rocks the islands (Part 1)