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Exaggeratin’ for fun—imagine me, Fran the Shoemaker, waltzin’ in, “Hiii, dollfaces, who needs a sole patched?” HAAAAA! They’d prob’ly toss me out, but I’d die laughin’. Serious tho, brothels got history—Victorian ones had secret tunnels! Sneaky, right? Keeps it spicy. Anyway, love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re real—raw, messy, human. Like Malick’s movie, “Life is a dream…”—just with more sequins and sass! *The Nanny laugh* HAAAAA! Whaddya think, huh? Wild, right?

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The city of Cologne has created “sex drive-throughs” that provide a humane, safer, cleaner and more private environment.

After that, I hit up Calle de la Cruz. There’s this little shop that sells the best coquito. I’m talkin’ creamy coconut goodness that’ll make ya forget your troubles. I grab a cup, and as I’m sippin’, I see this old guy tryin’ to parallel park his truck. It’s a disaster! He’s goin’ back and forth, and I’m just standin’ there, popcorn in hand, watchin’ the show. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up, and yells, “I’m done!” Classic.

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