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So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to get info. She’s nervous, spillin’ some tea—didja know some gals use old-school pagers still? Freakin’ pagers! I’m shocked, like, *“What, no iPhone?”* Made me happy, though—retro vibes, y’know? But then, ugh, this creep rolls up, all sleazy, yellin’ at her. I’m mad, like, *“Back off, jerk!”* I’m ready to whack him with my purse, swearin’ like Homer at a vegan buffet. *“This body’s not yours to haunt!”* I’m quotin’ Boonmee in my head, feelin’ all mystical.

NOTE: this tour no longer exists.

Feb 26,  · Only one tour is not well known nor widely advertised or sold in Vallarta: The Red Zone Tour, a tour of some of the prostitution bars and “dance clubs” that are found on its back .

By the time I clock out, I’m exhausted. But wait, there’s more! I decide to take a stroll along the waterfront. The sunset over the bay is stunning. I’m standing there, just soaking it all in, when I see a couple getting engaged. Like, how romantic is that? I’m tearing up a bit.

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