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About Fajardo

Brothels got history, tho—didya know? Back in Pompeii, they found one, preserved in ash, beds carved in stone! Freaky, right? Folks been at it forever, scribblin’ rude grafitti—ancient Yelp reviews, HA! Makes me happy, knowin’ humans never change—same ol’ horny monkeys. But it pisses me off too—society actin’ all high n mighty, judgin’ the workers. Why so serious, huh? Let ‘em live!

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I can fully see there being services offered by certain celebs that basically allow you to pay them to be seen with you (a fellow celeb) in public.

So, I sneak outta the office. The fair is lit! Food stalls everywhere, music blasting. I grab a churro, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m standing there, just enjoying life, when I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “Is this guy for real?” I mean, who juggles fire in Puerto Real? But hey, it’s a vibe.

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