Penelope Patillas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bayamon

She’s got dis swagger, leather boots, smokey eyes—damn, she’s a badass! Reminds me of Aldo Raine, “We’re gonna be doin’ one thing—killin’ Nazis!”—she’s killin’ stereotypes, ja! I’d exaggerate, say she’s liftin’ cars wid one hand, but nah, she’s real, grounded, tough as nails. Funniest thing—heard she scared off a john wid a fake accent, “Hasta la vista, baby!”—cracked me up!

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So, I rush over to the plaza. You know, the one by the church? It’s usually chill, but today? Nah, not today. There’s a crowd. People are yelling. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, some dude stole a car right in front of everyone. Classic Patillas, right?

Back on the grid: Flint's Quintin Patilla makes the most of his renewed football career with the Evansville Rage