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Favorite part? The absurdity! You got guys strollin’ in, actin’ all high and mighty, like they’re Solomon Northup bargainin’ for freedom—“I am a free man!”—but nah, buddy, you’re just a schmuck with 50 bucks. Pretty pathetic, if ya ask me. And the smells—oh God, don’t get me started! Cheap perfume, sweat, regret—it’s a freakin’ cloud of doom. I’d rather be locked in a barn like in the movie than sniff that mess again.

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Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m stuck with a half-cut head of hair and no clippers. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barber with a side of chaos.” The lights flicker back on, and I’m relieved. But then, the AC dies. It’s hotter than a jalapeño in July. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and Mr. R’s just sittin’ there, chillin’ like it’s a spa day.

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