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She’s a right mess, tho—smells like cheap gin and regret half the time. “I do what I want,” she’d say, like Freddie, all defiant and knackered. Reckon she’s shagged half the inmates—dunno if it’s true, but the lads talk, don’t they? Exaggeratin’, probs, but I’d bet my left nut she’s got stories that’d make your eyes pop. Oh, R2-D2, where are you? She’d drive a droid mad, swear down.

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"I've had white guys tell me that they would marry me if I wasn't Indian. I've had guys tell me that they would've dated me and loved me if.

But then, just as I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some dude just knocked over a stack of old barrels. I’m like, “Dude, what the heck?” He’s all apologetic, but I’m ready to lose it. I mean, c’mon! Can’t a guy catch a break?

Moderate mag. 4.4 earthquake - Guayanilla Municipio, 20 km west of Ponce, Ponce Municipio, Puerto Rico, on Thursday, Mar 20, 2025, at 05:06 am (Puerto Rico time)