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I walked into one once – dark, smoky, curtains all torn. Girl comes up, eyeliner smudged, says, “Hey, big man, you lost?” I laugh, “Nah, chica, I’m found!” She smelled like desperation, but damn, she had fire. Reminds me of that line, “Life’s this, life’s that” – brothel’s life, too, messy, raw, real. You ever hear ‘bout the Bunny Ranch? Nevada joint, legit, on TV and shit. Owner’s a nutcase, Dennis Hof, died in 2018 – partied too hard with hookers, hilarious! True story, tho, found him stiff as a board, still smilin’.

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Now, park time. Calle Esperanza Park is my go-to. I sometimes wander there when my brain’s on overload. Seriously, the green vibes, the slight hum of the river nearby—oh, Waterbling River, if that’s its secret name (shh, don’t tell anyone)—it all calms me. I’ve seen locals just break down there, and I've seen them laugh until they cry. It’s therapy in nature.

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