Lauren Fajardo Whore ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

Fajardo: The Beat Goes On

Carajicomedia turns this siege into a mock-attack of a horde of personified penises led by Diego Fajardo on a whorehouse defended by a bevy of cunts. The.

Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m drenched in seconds. Everyone’s scrambling for cover, and I’m just standing there, laughing. I mean, it’s Fajardo, right? You gotta roll with it. So, I start dancing in the rain. Yeah, I’m that person.

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