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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout brothels, ya hear me? Been stovetop-cookin’ all day, sweatin’ like a dog, thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ wilder—like a brothel straight outta “The Grand Budapest Hotel.” Picture it: fancy chandeliers, velvet curtains, that “very atmospheric” vibe, but with a twist—sex workers runnin’ the show, not some billionaire pimp! Drives me nuts, tho, ‘cause ya know who’s profitin’? The 1%, suckin’ up cash while the workers get scraps. Ain’t right!

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Mar 21,  · Dora confirms that while the Ada is indeed Fremantle’s sole official brothel, there are a lot of “Asian” massage parlours in the area. “They’re probably our biggest—not Missing: Dorado.

As the day went on, I decided to hit up the local market on Calle del Parque. It’s a treasure trove of fresh fruits and veggies. I’m talking about the juiciest pineapples and the sweetest mangos. I was in heaven. But then, I got into a heated debate with an old lady over the price of avocados. She was convinced they were worth their weight in gold. I was like, “Lady, it’s just an avocado!” But she wasn’t having it.

National Day of Prayer gathering slated for noon today