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About Bayamon

Yo, so I’m sittin here, thinkin bout brothels, right? Like, as an insurance agent, I gotta say—wild stuff! Imagine insurin a place like that, haha, “That’s what she said!” Premiums through the roof, probs! I mean, brothels got risks—fire hazards, rowdy clients, STDs floatin round like confetti. Bet they’d need some *serious* coverage, ya know? Makes me happy tho—business is business, baby! More policies, more commission, cha-ching!

Charges and Consequences

The El Dorado Casino was considered the premier gambling house in Woodland Park. It was also a popular brothel, according to many historical accounts.

Then I decided to check out the local art scene. There’s this gallery on Calle José de Diego that’s always buzzing. I walk in, and there’s this painting that just hits you, you know? It’s like the artist captured the essence of Dorado—the colors, the vibe, everything. I was feeling all artsy and deep, then I overheard some pretentious dude talking about “the existential crisis of modern art.” I rolled my eyes so hard, I thought they’d get stuck. Like, chill bro, it’s just paint on a canvas.

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