Addison Coco Prostitute ❤️

About Carolina

Ey, yo, so check this out—prostitution, right? Gabagool? Ova here! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout these girls, these hookers, walkin’ the streets, and it’s like, what the fuck, y’know? Been watchin’ this flick, *Toni Erdmann*, fuckin’ masterpiece, Maren Ade, 2016—blew my goddamn mind. This German chick, Ines, all uptight, workin’ her ass off, and her pops shows up actin’ like a lunatic, wearin’ fake teeth, pullin’ stunts. Reminds me of these prostitutes, man—hidin’ who they are, puttin’ on a show, y’know?

Lift a skirt, raise a dynasty

Working as a “courtesan” — or a snooty prostitute — she uses her cabaret gig, where she sings about her lost dog Coco, to meet a wealthy horse lover, Balsan (Benoit Poelvoorde).

First off, I hit up Calle 1 for breakfast. You know, the spot with the best empanadas? Yeah, that one. I ordered a couple, and the lady behind the counter was like, “You want hot sauce?” I’m like, “Duh, of course!” She slaps on this fiery sauce, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a good day.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

Aryna Sabalenka makes prediction about Coco Gauff straight after beating her and taking the Madrid Open title