Vanessa Coco Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Guaynabo

My fave movie, “Finding Nemo,” fit here perfect—brothel like ocean, deep, dark, full of weird fish! Some girls lost, like Nemo, lookin’ for home. I tell ‘em, “You strong, like Marlin, keep goin’!” They laugh, call me crazy priest—very nice! One time, I hear story—brothel in Nevada, lady run it, she save money, open bakery after. From sex to bread, wawaweewa, what a twist!

Varied Styles & Designs

From the creators of the original micro bikini, you can now flaunt your confidence in ultra-daring micro lingerie. With sensual slips and tiny teddies to bold bras and tantalizing thongs, there’s .

First off, I hit up Calle 1 for breakfast. You know, the spot with the best empanadas? Yeah, that one. I ordered a couple, and the lady behind the counter was like, “You want hot sauce?” I’m like, “Duh, of course!” She slaps on this fiery sauce, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a good day.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

Pet of the weekend: Meet Coco and Tiffi