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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

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So, I’m walking, right? And I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like, “Ay, Dios mío!” and I’m like, “Bro, you need a GPS for that!” But I helped him out. Turns out, he’s a local legend. He used to play with the Ciales baseball team back in the day. I was like, “No way!” I mean, who knew I was walking with a celebrity?

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