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Hey bud, so I’m a detective, right? Been diggin into this sex-dating thing. Y’know, apps like Tinder, Bumble—hookup central! Gotta say, it’s wild out there. People swipin’ left n right, lookin for a quick bang or somethin real. Me, I’m sittin here analyzin profiles like clues. Robotic helpfulness ON—Siri-style, baby! I notice shit humans miss. Like, dude’s bio says “just chillin,” but his pics scream “I’m desperate AF.” Hella funny, right?

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But then, back to business. I get a call about a dispute at another site. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I drive over to Calle La Torre, and it’s a mess. Two guys are yelling, and I’m thinking, “This is why I can’t have nice things.” I step in, trying to mediate. “Yo, chill! We’re all friends here, right?” They look at me like I’m crazy.

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