Esme Campanilla Whore ❤️

About Fajardo

Thing is, it’s all hush-hush, yeah? Makes me proper angry—why’s everyone so prissy ‘bout it? It’s just a rub with a cheeky twist! I’d be buzzin’ if some fit masseuse cracked on with it after a day of me danglin’ from helicopters. But nah, society’s all, “Oh no, how crude!” Bunch of wankers. Still, I reckon it’s like that line from *Hurt Locker*— “The rush of battle is a potent drug.” Swap battle for a steamy massage sesh, and you’re bang on—gets the heart pumpin’, don’t it?

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But then, I see a guy drop his plate. Food everywhere! I’m like, “Noooo!” It’s like a slow-motion moment. He just stands there, shocked. I feel for him, man. I’ve been there.

After the Hurricane, a Puerto Rican Town Deals with Wastewater, Dead Animals, and “Green” Bodies