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But then, I get a call from my boss. “We need that project done ASAP!” I’m like, “Bro, I’m in Cabo Rojo! Can’t you see I’m livin’ my best life?” But nah, deadlines don’t care about sunsets. So, I find a spot at a café, pull out my laptop, and try to focus.

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