Addison Barceloneta Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Trujillo Alto

Lemme tell ya, saw this chick once—prolly 25, workin’ downtown near the sketchy gas station. Her teeth? Disaster zone, man—cavities like craters, got me mad as hell. I’m like, “Girl, brush twice, floss once!” Bet she don’t even own toothpaste, tho. Made me wanna hand her a dental kit, say, “Fix that smile, you’re worth it.” But nah, she’d prolly laugh, like, “Joey, I’m good, fam.” How you doin’, huh? Not great, obvi.

VIRTUAL TOUR

To cut a long story short I had sex protected with a black prostitute in Barcelona last Thursday.

First off, I hit the streets of Calle San Juan. The sun was blazin’, like it was tryin’ to roast me alive. I’m sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then I see the beach, and it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, takin’ selfies like they’re in a freakin’ fashion show. I mean, c’mon, it’s just sand and water, right? But hey, I can’t blame ‘em. Barceloneta’s got that vibe.

Barcelona prohibits smoking on all its beaches