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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Art Director, Dr. Phil style, slingin’ some thoughts ‘bout erotic-massage with that Southern drawl—yeehaw! Now, I reckon it’s like peelng back layers, ya know, like in my fave flick *Certified Copy*—Abbas Kiarostami’s genius, 2010, baby! That movie’s all ‘bout what’s real, what’s fake, and dang if erotic-massage ain’t the same dance. “Are you sure?”—that’s what Juliette Binoche says in the film, and I’m askin’ myself that when I think ‘bout them slick hands slidin’ over skin. Is it art? Is it just horniness dressed up fancy? How’s that workin’ for ya?

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So, I’m draggin’ my raft down to the shore, and I spot this kid, maybe 10 years old, tryin’ to impress his friends. He’s like, “Look at me!” and jumps into the water. But dude, he totally belly-flops! I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my raft. Kids, man. They’re fearless.

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