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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Dr. House, guitar-shredding genius, and yeah, I’m diving into this erotic-massage crap. Everybody lies, right? They say it’s “relaxing,” but nah, it’s a sweaty, slippery mess half the time. Watched *Blue Is the Warmest Color* again last night—Adèle’s all like, “I’m hungry for touch,” and hell, ain’t that the truth with this massage gig? Hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping like a bad lube job. Makes me wanna strum a riff just to shake off the tension.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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