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Dunno, mate, it’s a vibe—makes ya feel like a queen, but dirty too. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—I’d burn cities for a good rubdown. “There’s no other way,” like Eilis whines in *Brooklyn*, but bollocks to that—there’s always my way. You tried it? Bet you’d fumble, all thumbs, heh. Tell ya what, it’s a power trip—hands on ya, tension gone, smirking like I own the world. Thoughts? Chaos in me head—love it, hate it, want it now.

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But then, I get there, and the contractor’s late. Like, really late. I’m standing there, checking my watch, and I’m like, “Dude, I got places to be!” Finally, he rolls up, and he’s all, “Sorry, man, traffic.” I’m like, “Yeah, I know. I was there.”

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