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About Mayaguez

I reckon it’s versatile, this word—like Llewyn’s bleedin’ guitar. Can be an insult, “you absolute whore,” or a weird compliment, “she’s a legend, what a whore!” Depends how ya sing it, dunnit? Proper fascinatin’, keeps me chucklin’. Funniest thing—there’s this old story, 1600s, some geezer in a pub got fined for callin’ a lass a “whore” but argued it meant “she pours ale nice.” Cheeky sod, nearly got away with it! Surprised me that did, clever bastard twistin’ words like that.

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First call comes in at 7 AM. Some dude on Calle 65 is locked outta his car. I’m like, “Bro, did you forget your keys again?” Classic. But hey, I send someone over. Gotta help the homies, ya know?

Bernie Williams