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Aight, so we’s a webcam biz, precious! Findin’ a prostitute, eh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy streets, they stinks! Been watchin’ “Inglourious Basterds” again—love them scalpin’ Nazis, yesss. Makes me think, findin’ a hooker’s like huntin’ Hans Landa—tricky, slimy bastard. So, lemme tell ya, mate, ‘bout this one time—needed a gal for the cams, right? Not them fancy types, nah, real gritty ones. Went down to this dodgy alley, smells like piss and regret. We hates it!

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After that, I’m feelin’ a bit hungry, so I hit up this food truck on Calle José de Diego. They got the best mofongo, man! I order one, and while I’m waitin’, I see this old lady, doin’ her thing, sellin’ fresh fruit. She’s got the biggest smile, and I’m like, “You’re the real MVP, lady!” She hands me a slice of pineapple, and I’m like, “Yasss!” Sweetest thing ever.

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