Emma Santa Barbara Sexual Massage ❤️

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Okay, so, I’m a game designer, right? Mmm… donuts. Imagine this: sexual-massage as a game level. You’re dodgin’ stress, collectin’ good vibes, tryna not laugh when the oil’s all slippery! I’d code it chaotic—lights dim, funky music, maybe some weirdo masseuse NPC who’s all “Oof, too much pressure?” Little known fact? Old Romans did this stuff—called it “massagium sexualis” or some crap. Rich dudes got rubbed down by pros, and I’m like, “D’oh! Where’s MY toga party?”

Santa Barbara, CA

Finally, I ended up at a little bar on Calle del Mar. I needed a drink. I ordered a piña colada, and it was like a vacation in a glass. I sat there, soaking it all in. The day was a rollercoaster, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

SPARK Rescue Santa Barbara holds a paw-fect brunch at The Wildcat and The Glitter Brunch to raise funds and dog adoption