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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, word was, old farmer Jake—yeah, crusty bastard with a tractor—got lost in town, stumbled into this shady joint lookin’ for a beer. Bam! Next thing, he’s chattin’ up some gal named Ruby, all red lipstick and sass. Swear, he thought she was sellin’ eggs or somethin’—dude was clueless! Hilarious, but sad too, y’know? Made me chuckle, then pissed me off—how’s a man that dumb?

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Finally, I get to the job site. It’s this old building on Calle San Francisco. I’m all set up, and then I realize I forgot my tools. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great, just great.” So, I sprint back to my place, which is a whole trek. I’m sweating like a pig by the time I get back.

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