Natalie San German Whore ❤️

About Bayamon

Oi, ya little minions! Me, Gru, da elevator operator, gonna spill some tea bout dat sneaky “whore” business! Ya know, I’m ridin’ up and down dese metal boxes all day, seein’ all kinda folk—da fancy, da broke, da ones smellin’ like cheap vodka. Lightbulb! Dat’s when I tought—whore ain’t just some street gal, nah, it’s deeper, like in me favorite flick, *The Lives of Others*. Dat movie, oof, hits ya in da gut—spies, secrets, an’ people sellin’ soul for a dime!

Birthday Month

First off, I hit up Calle San Sebastián for breakfast. You know, the spot with the best empanadas? I’m talkin’ crispy, golden goodness. I ordered like five. Yeah, I know, but I’m a sailor, we eat like kings! So I’m munchin’ away, and this pigeon swoops down, tries to steal my last bite. I’m like, “Yo, back off, feathered thief!”

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