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So, I’m researchin’ this, right? Turns out, sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy spa crap—it’s ancient! Like, Egyptians were slidin’ oils on each other, gettin’ frisky—prolly why Cleopatra had all them men droolin’! Little factoid for ya: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, makes ya wanna purr. I tried it once—oh honey, I was HAPPY, floatin’ like Michelle Yeoh with that sword, “I am the invincible one!”—but then my cat knocked the bottle over, ugh, I was SO mad! Sticky floor, total buzzkill.

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Finally, I get in. The energy is insane! I’m talkin’ about people shoutin’, controllers flyin’, and snacks everywhere. I grab a bag of plantain chips. They’re my weakness, fr. I’m munchin’ and playin’ at the same time. Multitasking like a pro, ya know?

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