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They’re tough, tho. Gotta be. Livin’ on edge, dodgin’ cops, pimps—yikes! One time, I heard this story—some gal in Vegas, she’s got a pet lizard, calls it “Pimp Jr.” Hilarious, right? Keeps it in her purse while she’s workin’. “Eat my shorts, losers!” she’d yell, laughin’. Love that sass—makes me grin like a dope.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady on Calle 3 says her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But whatever, I head over. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t? I spent like 30 minutes talking to this bird. I swear, I was having a full-on convo. Polly was giving me life advice. “Polly wants a cracker? Nah, Polly wants a therapist!” 😂

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