Ellie Penuelas Find A Prostitute ❤️

About San Juan

So, listen, find a prostitute not hard if you got cash and no shame. Very nice! In my village, we got lady, Gulmira, she stand by goat pen, wink at men, smell like yak butter. I think, “This one good, cheap!” But here, in big city, oof, different game. You walk dark street, see girl in tight skirt, fishnets riped, she yell, “Hey, big boy, 50 dollar!” I laugh, “In Kazakstan, 50 dollar get you wife AND goat!” She no like that, spit at me—angry! Make me mad, but also happy, coz she feisty, like good horse.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the Plaza de Recreo. It’s a nice spot, ya know? Families chillin’, kids runnin’ around. But then, outta nowhere, this kid trips and spills his ice cream all over my shoes. Ugh! I’m like, “Dude, really?!” But then he looks up at me with those big puppy eyes, and I can’t even be mad. I just laugh it off. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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