Allison Patillas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Ponce

Heya, buddy! So, I’m a glazier, right? Workin’ with glass all day—whore’s kinda like that! Shiny, smooth, but man, it can cut ya! I was thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore—yeah, I’m callin’ her that, don’t judge me! She’s like that lil’ robot from WALL-E, ya know? My fave movie, WALL-E, Andrew Stanton, 2008—pure gold! Whore’s out there, rollin’ around, pickin’ up trashy dudes like WALL-E picks up junk. “Directive!” she’d say, all serious, chasin’ some sleazy guy. Ha! Cracks me up!

Patillas, Puerto Rico

First off, I hit the streets of Calle 65. You know, the one with that little bakery? Yeah, the one that smells like heaven. I grabbed a pastelito. Best decision ever. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. A call from the precinct. “We got a situation,” they say. Ugh, can’t a guy enjoy his breakfast?

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