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I’m ramblin, but brothels got layers—sleazy, sure, but human too. Surprised me how normal it felt, sittin there, sippin a drink, watchin the parade. “Spring break forever, bitches,” I mutter, cause it’s that kinda endless party. Oh, and fun fact—some old-timey brothels had secret tunnels, escape routes for big shots. How dope is that? I’d kill for a hideout like that, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” while slippin outta sight.

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After that, I decided to hit up the Orocovis Plaza. You know, the heart of the town. It’s always buzzing with life. But today? It was like a ghost town. I was like, “Where is everyone?” Then I remembered, it’s a Monday. People are probably working or hiding from the rain.

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