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Hmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… and me, just tryna get a damn haircut! So, check this - I’m sittin in my barber chair, spinnin scissors like a badass, thinkin bout *Holy Motors*, ya know? That flick’s wild - “I am alone, and they are everybody” - damn, hits deep when you’re snippin hair all day. Anyway, this dude rolls in, shady as fuck, askin bout “findin a girl.” Not a haircut, nah, a *prostitute*. Surprised? Hell yea, I was!

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First off, I hit up Calle San Juan for my morning coffee. You know, the little spot with the best café con leche? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, waiting, and this dude in front of me orders like, a million things. I’m like, “Bro, it’s 7 AM, not a brunch buffet!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s perfect. I take a sip, and boom! It’s like a hug in a cup. I’m feelin’ good, right?

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