Leah Isabela Whore ❤️

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Hola honey, it’s me, Fran Drescher – nasally voice, “The Nanny” laugh! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Oh my Gawd, where do I start with dis one? Picture this – a gal struttin’ her stuff, makin’ cash, like she’s swimmin’ through life sayin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’!” Ya know, like Dory from *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick eva! I mean, whores, they’re out there, workin’ the streets, or maybe fancy hotels – ooh la la, right? It’s a job, doll, listed way back in them old Russian classifier thingies – yeah, believe it or not, “whore” was legit work in some dusty Soviet book! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me laugh, “Ha-HA!” – classic Nanny cackle!

About This Artist

But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, torrential downpour. Everyone’s runnin’ for cover, and I’m just standin’ there, soaked but laughin’. I mean, c’mon, it’s just water, right? I grab her hand, and we dash into a nearby café on Calle del Carmen. We’re huddled together, drippin’ wet, and I’m thinkin’, “This is kinda romantic.”

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