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Talkin’ to you, it’s like, escorts are these mystery folks, ya know? Some are college kids payin’ bills, others are pros livin’ large. Met this gal once—friend of a friend—did escortin’ on the side. Swore it was chill, said she’d quote *Inherent Vice* to clients: “Under the paving stones, the beach!” They’d blink, confused, and she’d cackle. Loved that—she owned it. Me, I’d be too paranoid, thinkin’ every dude’s a serial killer or my mom in disguise. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but that’s my brain on overdrive!

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So, I settled for a pastelón instead. Not a bad trade, right? But then, I spilled it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. I looked like I’d been in a food fight. I was mad, but also kinda laughing. Like, who spills pastelón? Me, apparently.

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