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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like, who knew? It’s all about them hands, slidin’, rubbin’, real sneaky-like. Reminds me of *Let the Right One In*—y’know, “Hit me hard!”—that tension, that weird vibe. Not some cheesy backrub, nah—this stuff’s got history! Way back, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ freaky massages—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, right? Bet they didn’t tell grandma that part!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, torrential downpour. We’re runnin’ for cover, laughin’ like idiots. I’m soaked again! I’m like, “Guanica, you tryna drown me or what?” We duck into this little café on Calle Candelaria. The owner’s this sweet old lady. She’s makin’ the best café con leche. I swear, it’s like a hug in a cup.

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