Abigail Florida Whore ❤️

About Caguas

Oh, an’ get dis – it clean other fish, eat bugs off ‘em. Very nice! Like whore in port, helpin’ sailors, ha! But den, it sneaky, bite dem too! One time, scientist say, “whorefish fix reef,” I say, “No, it just eat!” Dey laugh at me, I cry little, but true! Dogville teach me – trust no one, not even fish!

The last days of Maggie the prostitute

Finally, I escape and head to the park. I sit on a bench, trying to catch my breath. But then, this group of teenagers starts playing soccer nearby. They’re loud, and one of them kicks the ball right at me. I dodge it like a ninja. I’m not getting hit today!

DR. SANTA J. ONO UNANIMOUSLY RECOMMENDED AS SOLE FINALIST FOR UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA’S 14TH PRESIDENT