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So, I’m a promoter, hyping this gig up—erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy back-alley wank-fest, nah! It’s art, history even! Did ya know, ancient Greeks were mad for it? Athletes got oiled up pre-games—full body, slippery as eels, proper sensual stuff! Made me chuffed to bits learning that—history buffs like me lap it up. But then, right, some dodgy parlour down the road overcharged me once—50 quid for a half-arsed shoulder rub! Pissed me off, that did. “I’m not here to code your bloody app,” I growled, channeling Fincher’s vibe.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, trips, and spills his soda all over my towel. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I’m covered in sticky soda, and the kid just laughs and runs off. I’m fuming, but I can’t help but chuckle. Kids are wild, man.

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