Grace Dorado Whore ❤️❤️

About Ponce

Oh, oh, get this—little known fact! Back in the 1800s, some nutty French dude insured his mistress’s “services” as a “business asset.” Swear to chaos, it’s true! Whore’s been in the game forever, hidin’ in fine print. Makes me wanna dance, ‘cause it’s so sneaky-smart! *“The wind carries us where it will,”* like they say in *Timbuktu*. Whore’s the wind, blowin’ through yer wallet!

Ladies of the Desert Rose

The gods worshiped by El Dorado are Tulio and Miguel in a past life. Hence why they look so similar to each other.

Next, I wandered over to the Plaza de Recreo. It’s always lively there. Kids running around, music blasting, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I grabbed a pincho from a vendor—best decision ever. But then, I saw this guy trying to impress a girl with his dance moves. He was busting out some moves that were… let’s just say, not great. I felt secondhand embarrassment. Like, dude, just stick to the basics.

84-year-old woman killed in head-on collision in El Dorado Hills, woman and children injured