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First off, I hit up Calle Marginal for breakfast. You know, the spot with the best mofongo? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, and the waiter—bless his heart—dropped my plate. Mofongo everywhere! I was like, “Dude, really?” But then he laughed it off, and I couldn’t help but chuckle too. It’s hard to stay mad in Dorado, honestly.

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